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Snut

2011-12-10T09:27:00.001+01:00

er ganske ut ,hvertfall etter å Truet meg ennå va vedgjørlig jeg..men er vel deres måte å få brukt litt skattepenge på,for er jo ikke noe krimm her i norje..

Hell vs a good place (heaven dont exist)

2011-09-16T05:08:00.001+02:00

So this is where the big difference between two notches to do witha person, even if it is a little Hell today also ..Here`s a link to SICKpages :http://www.patientslikeme.com/patients/view/PortoSpawn

To all of you from all of me - la-lala-la-lala

2011-09-02T07:58:00.000+02:00

DO NOT Get Freaked Out Now ..! !But I'll get married next month !..!And It should come as a shock to most people here .... But : There are a small feast and are all invited !..!Do not include gift ..!!!Take only one who is crazy NOK to marry me!.!.!

Think 4 Speak

2011-09-02T06:44:00.002+02:00

Damen tatoverte bilde av Clinton på det ene låret og Bush på det andre. Hun la seg ned i senga og spurte gubben om han kjente noen av dem. "De på lårene kjenner jeg ikke, men han i midten må være Mullah Krekar!"
Damen ble rasende og løp inn på badet og barberte vekk alt håret nedentil.. Hun kom inn igjen på soverommet og sa til gubben: "Nå... da"? "
"Se der ja," sa gubben "Nå har han Krekar tatt frem advokaten sin...!!!"

Winter is around the corner

2011-08-08T07:02:00.005+02:00

have u got wood

THE WORSE HEADACHE EVER !

2011-08-08T07:02:00.002+02:00

av Egil De Sousa den 8. august 2011 kl. 04:37

har en Htc som plutselig bestemte seg for å viberere konstant,uansett - oppsett,egen app,batt in-ut , men gir seg ikke - så ser ut til at blir brev og gamle tlfbokser på meg nå,tatt back upp med masasje seng nå - så ut vinduet.. Og når skulle lete litt opp om malformasjon inni peanøtta så fikk jeg jommen noe VIRUS av en godkjent side og? Så matte lagre litt sånn brått og fikk lurt meg til en slags gjenoprætt ;0) kansje får sove nå da,begynte med dette fordi itte fikk sove (3 natta nå) som vanlig og der startet gulvet å Vibbe..

Så kansje godt for noe (dessilusjonert tosk/optimist`s tankegang) . . .

Her er hvorfor jeg Sliter med å Sove :

Egil De Sousa Malformason (EDSM) THE WORSE HEADACHE EVER!

Too much Brain for the Cranium !

A serious painful brain Protrusion like a brain malformation...

Most brain malformations begin long before a baby is born. Something damages the developing nervous system or causes it to develop abnormally. Sometimes it's a genetic problem. In other cases, exposure to certain medicines, infections or radiation during pregnancy interferes with brain development. Types of brain malformations include missing parts of the brain, abnormal growth of certain parts of the brain, and incomplete division of the brain.

Føler bekymring rundt informasjon fra leger/kirurger i USA da det er Veldig Lite i Norge om Dette ! ! Det Viser segnemlig at disse ofte kan vokse frem igjen senere i livet, eller forstørre de gamle , mens dette ikke ser ut til å være et tema for Norske leger/kirurger.

and it feels like this in day time but a pumping train when i go down to sleep...

Scandinavian AVM Survivors

Information

http://www.avmsurvivors.org/group/scandinavianavmsurvivors

http://emedicine.medscape.com/article/338641-overview

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/brainmalformations.html

I skandinavia er det ikke alltid like enkelt å få en ny vurdering eller "second opinion".

Her er det ikke så mange av oss, og få sykehus som spesialiserer seg på AVM.

Dette er ment som informasjon for de uvitende eller vil ikke vite , dele erfaringer, opplevelser, stille spørsmål, diskutere, eller gi gode råd.

Om hvilken utfordringer vi står ovenfor i vårt helsesystem, fortelle om fremgang og motgang, et sted vi kan søke eller gi støtte, dele gleder og sorg med andre i samme situasjon.

Det er ikke alltid så lett å sette ord på tankene vi tenker på engelsk så her blir det norskengelsk...

Det er ingen lett beskjed å få vite at man selv eller en i familien har en arteriovenøs malformasjon (AVM), da er det fint å vite at det finnes en støttegruppe og at man ikke står helt alene.

Da jeg fikk vite at jeg har en AVM satt jeg inne med mange spørsmål og tanker om hvordan det er å leve med en slik alvorlig diagnose, om jeg kunne fortsette med studiene , jobb, fysisk aktivitet, om hvilken behandlingsalternativer som er mulig og hvilke komplikasjoner som kanskje vil møte meg i tiden som kommer. Mine rettigheter som pasient og tilbud om rehabilitering. INGENTING HADDE JEG KRAV PÅ..

Men det værste var at fryktelig lite av "vennene" mine ville snakke med meg om det da tingene ble funnet ut av og de forsvant i tåka uten at jeg fikk fortalt litt om hvorfor ting hadde vært som de var siste årene før en lege helt tilfeldig fant ut av det..

Lærte å bli sterkere,men fortsatt dum-snilll (skylde på hodet)

Her er noe av det jeg har hele døgnet -

Kvalme , nakke-smerte,lyske/hofte-smerte,anspenning i hele kropp,svetting,migrene,øyevondt,føles som øyet vil ut,forsterket hørsel-hører strøm ting,kropp og hode går ikke på samme klokke, "hjertet" i hodet dunker like etter hovedpumpa Hvert eneste Slag,merker ikke ting før det Plutselig er over meg på 1-3 sek - sulten ,sliten -skjelv, hodet-migrene,do besøk,plutselig panikk - selv om ser på stand up komedie,lys-sky,kort-luntet til tider,stressende til tider,trøtt og sliten hele døgnet - var det jeg kom på nå i farta av Bi-virkninger av "svulst" og Gamma-Kniv..

Jeg fant ingen støttegruppe for denne pasientgruppen.

Det nærmeste jeg kom var "senter for sjeldne diagnosegrupper " men der var til og med AVM for sjelden.

Etterhvert fant jeg fram til "center for små handicapgrupper" som er en dansk internet-portal til sjældne handicap. Der er det en undergruppe for AVM med tilsammen 8 stykker som kom fra Norge,ikke sjekket på 3 år.

Ps : det er også Mindre sjangse for å overleve og ha et normalt liv med denne type malformasjon enn mange former for kreft (ikke for å svartmale,men er statistisk bevist) ,som også blir sponset av staten i stor grad med skyss,lege,medisiner hjemmesykepleier o.l , Våres sykdom må betales selv , alt fra lege til daglige smertestillende , hjertemedisiner (for å få ned presset på årene i hjernen så de ikke sprekker mye) eller Akkutt Mottak.. Men vi er så få at ikke blir hørt...

Hvor er dere alle sammen?

By PortoSpawn aka Egil De Sousa

The Young 1

2011-07-10T23:59:00.001+02:00

Think this was in 84-86 . . .

See 4 your self

2011-07-01T11:26:00.001+02:00

Give U- Nature - Hadeland - 4 Seasons Slideshow: PortSpawn’s trip to Linstadvegen 17 (near Gran), Oppland, Norge was created by TripAdvisor. See another Gran slideshow. Take your travel photos and make a slideshow for free.

St.Hæns + Breikjennet Tur-Retur Slideshow

2011-06-30T08:51:00.002+02:00

St.Hæns + Breikjennet Tur-Retur Slideshow: "TripAdvisor™ TripWow ★ St.Hæns + Breikjennet Tur-Retur Slideshow ★ to Linstadvegen 17 - Hell`s Place (near Gran). Stunning free travel slideshows on TripAdvisor"

Og

2011-05-29T08:10:00.001+02:00

opp og stå,sola skinner nå

Kona si ja..

2011-04-29T10:35:00.001+02:00

Kona var lei av å bli forstyrret av familien hele tiden, så hun tok båten, seilte langt ut på sjøen, kastet anker og satte seg til å lese boken ferdig, mens hun nøt freden der ute. Etter en stund kom en båt fra Fiskeoppsynet opp på siden av hennes båt. God dag frue, sa betjenten, hva gjør De helt her ute? Jeg leser en bok, svarte hun (hvilket bør være innlysende selv for en idiot, tenkte hun). De befinner Dem i et område hvor det er forbudt å fiske, påpekte betjenten. Ja, men jeg fisker ikke, jeg leser, svarte hun igjen. Ja, men De har utstyr til å fiske om bord, og jeg vet jo ikke om De bare går i gang med å fiske, så snart jeg vender ryggen til. Derfor må jeg be Dem om å følge med meg til land, for jeg blir nødt til å utstede en advarsel og tilhørende bot. Hvis De gjør det, så blir jeg nødt til å anklage Dem for voldtekt, sa kvinnen. Voldtekt ropte han. Jeg har ikke engang rørt ved Dem! Riktig, svarte kvinnen, men De har jo utstyret til det og jeg vet jo ikke om De begynner med det så snart jeg vender ryggen til. Betjenten tygde litt på dette og sa: Farvel frue, og ha en god dag, og seilte av sted. Historiens moral: Forstyrr aldri en kvinne når hun leser en bok, hun kan Faktisk tenke samtidig!!!

CESC MAKES A BLUNDER

2011-04-20T10:32:00.000+02:00

Cesc Fabregas says Arsenal lack winning mentality

Fabregas says Wenger would be under more pressure to win trophies in Spain

Arsenal captain Cesc Fabregas says a lack of a winning mentality has led to the club's trophy drought since 2005.

The 23-year-old also believes manager Arsene Wenger would probably have lost his job if he was a coach in Spain.

"For me, it's a lack of a winning mentality, also of maturity in key moments. We have plenty of quality but lack this bit of confidence," he said.

The Gunners face Tottenham on Wednesday in what is a make-or-break fixture for their Premier League title ambitions.

Any result other than a victory for Wenger's side at White Hart Lane is likely to confirm a sixth straight season without silverware.

Fabregas told Spanish magazine Don Balon: "From 2007 I had already started saying we're not winning, but we're playing well. And then you realise that's no use.
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There will be a moment when you have to decide to take the next step - to win or not to win.
Cesc Fabregas

"The problem is that the team needs to win something and that's why it was so important to win the Carling Cup [they lost 2-1 to Birmingham in the final].

"You have to make a decision: either go and win, or develop players."

Arsenal's 2-1 defeat by Birmingham in the Carling Cup final at Wembley began a spell in which the Gunners went out of the Champions League to Barcelona, exited the FA Cup at the hands of Manchester United and lost significant ground in the Premier League title race.

And Fabregas believes Arsenal boss Wenger would have faced increased pressure in Spain to produce trophies.

He continued: "It's clear that if you come to Spain and say to [Unai] Emery [the Valencia manager], [Pep] Guardiola or [Jose] Mourinho that they'll win nothing in the next three years, it's obvious they wouldn't continue [in their jobs].

"But here it's different. The boss is an intelligent person and the club values other things: that the team is always in the Champions League, that it fights until the end, that it brings young players through, the economic stability.
Fabregas and Van Persie won the FA Cup with Arsenal in 2005

"I suppose for the board that's important, although I imagine there will be a moment when you have to decide to take the next step - to win or not to win."

Fabregas spoke of a marked contrast between the current Arsenal side and the 'Invincibles' of the 2003-04 Premier League season, who went throughout the entire league campaign unbeaten.

"The 'Invincibles' knew how to win games, when to dig in, when to attack," he said. "They had a special intelligence to read games.

"Now we are very young - Robin van Persie has won an FA Cup as I have but there's no more trophy winners."

Fabregas, who joined Arsenal from Barcelona on a free transfer in 2003, also talked about his own future.

"You have to have patience with things and wait for the right moment," he said. "The day that I leave Arsenal I will do it with my head.

"As well as that, who can be sure that you are going to play in a new team? Here I have the great fortune that at a personal level, despite not having won much, I'm doing very well."
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If some day I do leave Arsenal, it will never be to sign for another English team
Cesc Fabregas

There was speculation in the summer of 2010 he would return to Barcelona and a bid for Fabregas of about £30m from the Spanish champions was turned down.

But the Arsenal skipper remained at the Emirates and is contracted to the club until 2014.

"I spoke with [Barcelona captain Carles] Puyol and he told me that at 26 he hadn't won anything - he has now won everything in the football world," Fabregas added. "Patience and hard work are the most important things in life.

"If some day I do leave Arsenal, it will never be to sign for another English team."

what the hell !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s déjà vu… all over again

2011-04-18T10:38:00.000+02:00

Why can’t you trust Arsenal to take your dog for a walk?

It’s a gag I’ve used before, but it bears repeating. Why can’t you trust Arsenal to take your dog for a walk? Because they can’t hold a lead. I doubt many are laughing. Crying, possibly.

Still, let me get something off my chest first. The minute’s silence for Danny Fiszman and the recent anniversary of the Hillsborough Disaster. As you would expect, the players gather around the centre circle for a minute’s silence… where they are joined in tribute to those sadly departed by a man wearing a giant dinosaur costume. I’m sorry, but this just isn’t appropriate. If the f***wit whose job it is to don the Gunnersaurus outfit does not wish to disappear from view at this juncture, then at least have the basic civility not to make a farce of the minute’s silence by taking centre stage in the middle of the playing surface. Arsenal are supposed to symbolise class, the right way of doing things. Yet you have this clown in a dinosaur costume cheapening what should be a moment of sombre reflection. If you had been unfortunate enough to lose someone in the Hillsborough tragedy, what would you have made of this total misjudgment? Did Gunnersaurus attend Danny Fiszman’s funeral in costume? Of course he didn’t so f**k off the pitch at such moments and show some basic respect. It’s not the first time this has happened, but I do hope someone at the club is reading this, has a word with the man in the costume and that there is no repeat. Basic decency and plain respect demand it. In the event that I encounter the mascot at some future I will tell him my opinion and no doubt.

Shall we move onto the football? Mental strength. Ah yes. I haven’t seen anything of the manager’s press conference words, but I am sure that, on this occasion, he gave that particular phrase a wide steer. Because the moment Arsenal established a lead, they went to pieces, displaying the solidity and character of a jelly mountain. They haven’t learned. 2006: Gael Clichy rushes into a Villarreal forward in the Champions League semi final second leg, but is let off the hook by Jens Lehmann saving the spot kick. Some of the younger players rush to celebrate with the mad German as the ball goes out for a corner. Jens tells them to f*** right off and concentrate on defending instead of celebrating. Their mindset is gone, and they need to re-focus double quick. An experienced head ensures the players are doing what they should to get the required result. The time for high fives is after the final whistle.

In 2008, at Anfleld, Arsenal score the goal that should ensure passage to a Champions League semi-final against Chelsea. But from the kick off panic ensues, Kolo Toure makes needless contact with a savvy Ryan Babbel and this time the keeper (Almumia) is unable to save the day. 2011, and this time, the Premier League title challenge is given a late lifeline by a Robin van Persie penalty deep into injury time. The celebrations are ecstatic and extended, the focus gone. Now you need a Vieira, a Gilberto, to calm things down and get the team concentrating until the final whistle. Central midfield at this stage consists of Song, Nasri and Fabregas. Pups in the greater scheme of things, with the bulk of their careers ahead of them. No authority, no leadership, no knowhow.

So then you get Eboue ploughing into Lucas with as much sensitivity to what was required at the moment as Gunnersaurus during the minute’s silence. Clichy, Toure, Eboue. Not much football intelligence there really, is there? As Lee Dixon said on ‘Match of the Day 2’, it was a penalty Nigel Winterburn would never have given away. And ultimately, you have to point the finger at the manager. Arsenal conspire to give away winning positions with such frequency because the players are not mentally capable of doing what is required to win football matches they should be good enough to. There have been a number this season, and it isn’t a new trait. It was happening in 1999 for God’s sake. It’s certainly happened a lot since the departure from Highbury and the break-up of the Invincibles. What significance that the one time the team established the ability to see matches through that Martin Keown was helping out the coaching staff? He was supposedly there to learn! What a joke. Wenger has always downplayed Keown’s role in 2006 because he does not want anyone else to take the credit for a fantastic run in Europe. It is the kind of selfish vanity that has brought us the frustrations that Project Wenger has now led us to.

People are seriously p***ed off, and word from inside the club is that apparently they are bricking it about the planned season ticket price rises. One suspects that they may seriously now consider only levying the 2.5% VAT rise instead of the 6.5% being asked for club level renewals.

Stan Kroenke was in attendance yesterday. I have a memory of his first game at the club being the 1-1 Premier League draw when Liverpool visited Arsenal in April 2008. Not much has changed. A red scarf was draped over Danny Fiszman’s seat in the directors’ box, although someone managed to dislodge it during the interval. It kind of symbolized the afternoon in many ways. Fiszman’s contribution to the club has been immense. In some ways he was as instrumental in the revolution the club has witnessed as the current manager. I have reservations about naming the bridges to the stadium after directors (Ken Friar Bridge does not have the aura of Sir Matt Busby Way) but Fiszman worked very hard to bring about a stadium that puts Arsenal in a position to compete with the top clubs. Granted, the value of his shareholding increased significantly as a consequence, so it was not a thankless task. However, credit is due for his efforts and obviously with his passing, the club has the opportunity to move on from the limbo created by his unfortunate health problems.

The chances of changing the manager are slim for the time being. Kroenke is aware of the bottom line – the balance books – and Arsene Wenger’s current contract means they cannot seriously consider replacing him until 2013 at the earliest. So it’s now up to the board to identify the repeated failings of the team, discuss these with the manager, and leave him in no doubt that change is required. There is unlikely to be a mass clear out of playing personnel in the summer, although that would be a very positive step. However, my argument when putting forward the idea that the club would be better served with a change at managerial level is that a different boss could get more out of the group of players currently contracted, through handling them differently, and critically better coaching methods. George Graham is too old to be taking regular training sessions, but defence needs to be worked on a lot more than it is. With the right approach, even these players could develop a winning mentality. Life is too comfortable for an Arsenal player today. As Myles Palmer has christened it, the ‘Colney Creche’ has created a bubble in which the players are not challenged, where adversity is never seen. Thierry Henry became the player he is because Martin Keown habitually kicked him black and blue in training.

So if Wenger stays, the board needs to insist on an overhaul in the coaching staff to bring in people who are going to make waves and make life a lot less comfortable, people who will hold players to account and challenge the manager in the areas he is getting it wrong, season after season. And if Wenger wants to throw his toys out of the pram and accept a role at a different concern, I won’t be shedding too many tears. There is a glass ceiling at the club now. Their ambitions are limited because the manager has built a side without the character, composure and basic intelligence to obtain the results required. He can get them within sight of the winning post, but as triumph nears, they bottle it, repeatedly. It’s a psychological problem now. Aside from the changes to the coaching staff, a different type of player needs to be brought in, and the tactics changed. Too often attacking moves are both laborious and lack numbers in the box to actually make the most of any balls that come into the centre.

Still, there’s plenty of time to rake over the coals of the changes that need to be made between now and next season. For now, I just want to see the AKB fantasists leave their comments about how Arsenal can still win the title, and that we should not give up yet. From the last 15 available league points, Arsenal have dropped more than they have gained. In that time they have played Sunderland, West Brom, Blackburn, Blackpool and Liverpool. Once the title is gone, and the pressure is off, the team will rally and play some sumptuous entertaining football in meaningless fixtures. Plus ca change, eh?

ANd now the Gold is Gone to the F-----G United, why havent we 2-3 in`than outs???

Proud to be a Gooner , whit upps and Downs

Endomondo Running Workout

2011-04-17T09:51:00.000+02:00

Endomondo Running Workout: "was out running 1.56 km in 26m:19s using Endomondo."

Japan Meltdown

2011-03-15T12:21:00.001+01:00

more Resources 4 the world, and who needs toyota??

my self has been throwing up since22.30 yesterday whit the usuall shakes and head dunk harder than a ball in th balls.. had to call hospital,and lucky me a friend had hospital car service and when they came to get me , he just fixed me here at home.. it helped but it didnt stop so has been throwing up shakes and sweat until 10. had to make a ba-bu ride to Emergency
Senter and stuff me up whit Poisen 1 again.. lost count...

So , i dont CARE about Japps and the tiny wawe and shake, just use it to some positiv ,

like making a milkshake

What a good dream and sleep

2011-03-03T03:36:00.000+01:00

No, as usual it goes like shitt…
but become a Freaking Coin after obama made me irritated

i now,but he wanted the logo

Norway and its People/Dog care

2011-02-16T08:00:00.000+01:00

Kontroll timer er ikke som de engang var.. 3 uker siden fikk jeg endelig time for smertehelvete i “lysken og rundtom nedi der” , trodde jeg skulle på kontroll og kjenne etter og bruke ultralyd nede der , men fikk en Overlegen/Gud av en Ungjyppling Som Kunne alt uten å lese jornal og se etter.. Mye Mas og irritasjon kom “vi” frem til at skulle se , med en hanske (det var uffete for han det) ,tok så vidt det var i lysken noen sec for så å si – jammen dette kan ikke jeg hjelpe med? Da spurte jeg i min Hyggelige stemme , kan vi ikke titte litt med den ultralydmaskinen som står Der da, næ`æi da må du ha ny rekvisisjon, (sint og brukte meg,doctore riktig) så taxi hjem – næ`æi , du er jo friskl nå.. Da Bruset det over en smule, brukte noen fengende ord på skranke personalet som ei turte å la meg snakke med Dyrlegen igjen ,måtte ringe gran for så å få beskjed ca 30 min svettende sint – ja men du skal jo ha den som står ute du….aaaaaa..
og mere skjedde men ei ork til å ta det hele og kjenner jeg blir små-forbannet igjen…

er igjen så Glad i det norske helsevesen og sin Nytte… ja , så glad er jeg,så glad er jeg ,Svinger oss om halsen og Knekker…..

Trøtt Som Faen

2011-02-16T07:04:00.000+01:00

er 2 natta uten et minutt under,

mye som surrer for å si det pent..

Måtte starte Fatter`n 2 ganger igjen,

så død 3 ganger nå,tører fryktelig på

mor og det gjør meg usovbar…

Eneste som er Glad og Happy er Hunden,

bare sier BiggaBoo så er Halen oppe jo..

Men ei glad i kamera da…

Advopkat Sitater , Sanne

2011-01-09T12:25:00.000+01:00

Advokat: - Hvor gammel er sønnen Deres, han som fortsatt bor hos Dem?
Vitne: - 38 eller 35, jeg husker ikke helt...
Advokat: - Hvor lenge har han bodd hos Dem?
Vitne: - I 45 år.

Advokat: - Hva var det første Deres mann sa til Dem i dag morges?
Vitne: - Han sa: "Hvor er jeg, Cathrine?"
Advokat: - Og hvorfor uroliget det Dem?
Vitne: - Navnet mitt er Susanne.

Advokat: - Si meg, doktor, er det ikke slik at når en person dør i søvne,
så vet han ikke om det før neste morgen?
Vitne: - Har De bestått juridisk embetseksamen?

Advokat: - Den yngste sønnen, 21 åringen, hvor gammel er han?
Vitne: - Eh... han er 21.
Advokat: - Var De til stede da De ble fotografert?
Vitne: - Kødder du med meg?

Advokat: - Så barnets unnfangelse fant altså sted 8.august?
Vitne: - Ja.
Advokat: - Og hva gjorde du på dette tidspunktet?
Vitne: - Eh... jeg ble knullet.

Advokat: - Hun hadde altså tre barn, riktig?
Vitne: - Ja.
Advokat: - Hvor mange var gutter?
Vitne: - Ingen av dem.
Advokat: - Var noen av dem jenter?
Vitne: - Tuller du med meg? Dommer jeg tror jeg trenger en ny advokat. Kan
jeg få en ny advokat?

Advokat: - Hvordan ble Deres første ekteskap avsluttet?
Vitne: - Ved døden.
Advokat: - Og ved hvem sin død ble det avsluttet?
Vitne: - Ved hvem sin død tror du det ble avsluttet?

Advokat: - Kan De beskrive dette individet?
Vitne: - Han var cirka middels høy og hadde skjegg.
Advokat: - Var dette en mann eller kvinne?
Vitne: - Gjett.

Advokat: - Doktor, hvor mange obduksjoner har De foretatt på døde
mennesker?
Vitnet: - Alle mine obduksjoner har vært foretatt på døde mennesker. Vil
de at jeg skal gjenta det?
Advokat: - Husker De på hvilket tidspunkt De obduserte avdøde?
Vitne: - Obduksjonen begynte rundt halv ni på kvelden.
Advokat: - Var Hr. Danielsen død på dette tidspunktet?
Vitne: - Nei, han satt på bordet og lurte på hvorfor jeg obduserte ham.

Advokat: - Er De istand til å avgi en urinprøve?
Vitne: - Eh... er De i stand til å stille det spørsmålet?
Advokat: - Doktor, før de foretok obduksjonen, sjekket De om avdøde hadde
puls?
Vitne: - Nei
Advokat: - Sjekket de blodtrykket?
Vitne: - Nei
Advokat: - Sjekket De om vedkommende pustet?
Vitne: - Nei
Advokat: - Så det kan altså tenkes at pasienten var i live da De begynte
obduksjonen?
Vitne: – Nei

Advokat: - Hvordan kan De være så sikker, doktor?
Vitne: - Fordi hjernen hans befant seg i et glass på skrivebordet mitt.

Advokat: - Jeg skjønner, men kan det likevel tenkes at pasienten var i
live?
Vitne: - Ja, det kan tenkes at han var i live og drev Advokatpraksis….

Slukøret

2011-01-09T00:11:00.001+01:00

Gubben og kjerringa satt ved pc´n og skulle lage et passord til en internettside. Gubben skrev:"minkuk"... Kjerringa lo så ho datt av stolen; på skjermen stod det:

"ERROR, FOR KORT"!!!

Forsking

2010-12-04T03:36:00.000+01:00

Det viser seg at øl inneholder

det kvinnelige

kjønnshormonet østrogen.

Et forskerteam gav en større

gruppe menn, 10 liter øl hver.

Og etter

inntaket viste det seg at de

fleste mistet evnen til å kjøre

bil,snakket uavbrutt uten

mening og nektet å be om

unnskyldning når de

hadde tatt feil…….

De fleste fikk også nedsatt

rettningsans og teknisk

innsikt. Østrogeninnholdet

skulle derfor være bevist....

Forsking

2010-12-04T03:34:00.001+01:00

Det viser seg at øl inneholder

det kvinnelige

kjønnshormonet østrogen.

Et forskerteam gav en større

gruppe menn, 10 liter øl hver.

Og etter

inntaket viste det seg at de

fleste mistet evnen til å kjøre

bil,snakket uavbrutt uten

mening og nektet å be om

unnskyldning når de

hadde tatt feil…….

De fleste fikk også nedsatt

rettningsans og teknisk

innsikt. Østrogeninnholdet

skulle derfor være bevist....

itte rart

2010-12-03T12:19:00.001+01:00

Rødhette hørte ikke etter hva mora sa, Pinocchio var en løgner, Robin Hood var en tyv, Tarzan gikk uten klær og sov med aper, Snøhvit bodde med syv menn, Pippi ble jaget av politiet og Emil drakk seg full i ung alder! De var alle rollemodeller da jeg vokste opp, så vennligst hold opp med å klage på min oppførsel…..

Hurra for Meg idag

2010-10-27T05:08:00.001+02:00

håpe den blir smerte-fri , enkle ønsker…

to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

to you hehehe….

Life Sucks

2010-10-07T22:17:00.001+02:00

Bigtime

Jonah Hex

2010-10-03T12:04:00.001+02:00

put up a clip ,but i forgot to convert it down

(740p is to big, but its only 400 mb and MKV)

about the movie Link :

http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/5860580/Jonah.Hex.2010.720p-scOrp

it got a Green head so the upper is

Cool..

And the movie……

Jonah in a dialog

Diving a Bullet

Best Player to See Big Pix Movies is VIC Player

Jonah Hex 2010

2010-10-03T01:05:00.001+02:00

Jonah Hex Clip

Seen it now and have 1 thing to say :

u Must see it

Jonah Hex 2010

2010-10-02T09:28:00.001+02:00

http://tinyurl.com/Jonah-Hex-2010

911 – Who Did it ?????

2010-09-29T05:12:00.001+02:00

Hola

2010-09-27T06:57:00.001+02:00

u Fuckers

Going Down?????

Sunday.shitt

2010-09-19T20:34:00.001+02:00

Fredag – Hurra eller – Æsj Da

2010-09-17T19:16:00.001+02:00

Musling Himmel

2010-09-13T06:55:00.001+02:00

Hvordan ser man at en muslim har sneket seg inn i himmelen?

Tyren, væren, løven og steinbukken er halal-slaktet.

Skytten er likvidert. Vekten er stjålet ,jomfruen og

tvillingene er voldtatt plus karlsvogna mangler 4 felger.

Prompyyy Muhammad el idioto on el toilet

2010-09-13T00:10:00.001+02:00

Takes a Big Shit after ome egg and a mass of that Jummy Bacon

Og Profeten sa :

2010-09-12T19:42:00.001+02:00

Det er Lov i følge Meg Dette Da……

The Prophet Muhammed

2010-09-12T19:24:00.001+02:00

Whit a Weed Wig

What Do U Think ????

skulle ønske det var mandag

2010-09-10T06:24:00.001+02:00

why?????

why not…………………

ok, god helg da….

Uff , what a jævli Dag Da

2010-09-08T23:17:00.001+02:00

mere konsentrert Pain i venstre side av

underlivet nu…

tenkte på bilde ,men alt er lilla – svart

så lignet ikke på noe..

og sliter med “vannet” , vondt når står -

Jævlig når sitter (må det ennå etter

motorsykkel-smell) (og masse varme for jærnet)

Men virker som alt er bedre ellers nedi

der, så vente å se.. er bare 2 days siden…

NO ZZZZZZLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPP

2010-09-07T06:58:00.001+02:00

But not as mutch pain as the 1 and 2 time..

BUT:::::::::::::::::::::::

not only me

what 2 say

2010-08-09T19:10:00.001+02:00

Sulten!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sommer

2010-08-08T19:04:00.004+02:00

og litt sint hund

Happily New Year or so

2010-01-17T02:07:00.006+01:00

and a trallalalala

help

2009-12-29T07:01:00.001+01:00

cant sleep,even i got free……………

opp og stå

2009-12-12T08:28:00.001+01:00

skulle ønske jeg gjorde noe i denne stilen

n`hippn hurra its lørdag ja

2009-12-05T09:16:00.001+01:00

ho-ha

AND MY WEEKEND STARTET AT THE EMERGENCY AFTER 8 HOURS OF WAITING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-12-04T20:17:00.001+01:00

CAUSE IM NOT…………

Sunday and no football

2009-11-15T02:10:00.001+01:00

what to do,what to not do…………….

time to sleep

2009-11-13T02:09:00.001+01:00

for those who can ………………….

the small Saturday

2009-10-07T08:38:00.001+02:00

or so they say…

not for me anyway,its the same witch day..

life suckss these days,now im gonne

and then maby

or it that pushing it…

wanne get high & lily was here

2009-10-05T01:23:00.001+02:00

NEVER BEEN FUCKED

2009-10-02T07:07:00.001+02:00

A jogger is running, by the

lake, by the woods. He hears

moaning off in the distance.

He runs over and discovers a

woman propped up against a

tree...with no arms and no

legs. He says "Can I help

you?" She says "I'm 29, ha

ve no arms or legs, and I've

never been hugged..." He

feels sorry for her so he leans

over, gives her a hug, and

goes on his way.

Another jogger is not far

behind, running by the lake,

by the woods and hears this

sobbing off in the distance. He

goes over to check it out and

discovers this woman. He

says, "Can I help you?" She

sobs, "I'm 29 years old, have

no arms or no legs, and I've

never been kissed." He feels sorry for her, and says "Well

, I'll give you a kiss", and

does just that. A few minutes

later, another jogger comes

along, jogging by the lake, by

the woods. He hears this loud

wailing off in the distance.

He follows the sound and

comes across the

woman. "Can I help you?" he

asks. She replies: "I'M 29

YEARS, OLD, I HAVE NO

ARMS, I HAVE NO LEGS,

AND I'VE NEVER BEEN

FUCKED!"

So the jogger picks her up,

throws her in the lake, and

says :

"Now you're

FUCKED!"

Holy Thursday

2009-10-01T07:16:00.001+02:00

Been thinking all night and :

All of us lol :)

Sunday Blues

2009-09-27T06:09:00.001+02:00

why is it that sundays get more and more

boring every time..

wish i had a woman so could use the day to

jepp,fuck an Angel ;)

Heroes

2009-09-24T21:42:00.001+02:00

starting again ;)

gonne enjoy…

Rise and SHINE

2009-09-24T06:43:00.001+02:00

IF U HAVE BLOWN YOUR MIND

This Dog has an OK morning lol :)

My self has alot of pain in my hipp (motorsycle accident still)

Hava a Nice Day All ;)

Hard Days

2009-09-24T04:02:00.001+02:00

having a lot of pain in my brain :(

and hipp these days :(

And a Happy Monday on U,hehehehe

2009-09-21T01:39:00.001+02:00

soon going to work and havent slept good all night

and just waiting for the clock to ring just to get it over

soon weekend again ;)

Hello

2009-09-21T00:51:00.001+02:00

Loong time since been here,using blogspott.com

at the moment,but after win live writer i

gonne use them all hii-haaaaaa

by Egil De Sousa

Where i want to be Now

2009-09-20T08:09:00.001+02:00

in a spaceship ;)

Oppe,men på gråten

2009-09-18T07:11:00.001+02:00

hikket i hele natt så dænn sliten og veldig trøtt,

legge meg igjen etterpå hvis sola ikke kommer da…

Home Job……

2009-09-12T05:48:00.001+02:00

At my house and me there is at the moment vacancy is on love.
It is a full-time position, it can also be converted to part-time position, as it also fits very well.
But some overtime work must be expected

Inc. weekend work, evening and night work. Nightextra comes in the form of payment in kind of naturell.
It will not in any way be allowed to work in world class companies at the same time, as this will result in immediate dismissal else ..
Wages paid in varied forms and payroll dates may vary slightly ...
Employment is not so necessary, photo holder in the first place ..

Home

Cant Sleep as usual

2009-09-12T04:53:00.001+02:00

Not fun when its 5 in the morning and

its alot of fotball on tellly, Arsenal gonne

beat the crahp out of fucking City…

WoW

2009-09-11T15:55:00.001+02:00

got out and saw that my weed plants are growing like hell and the weather is changing to colder and have no place inside so i have to see

them die, No fun when growed them up since february,bu-huuu….

Wondering if they come back next year or i have to grow from start..

Nighty once again !!!!

2009-09-10T00:21:00.001+02:00

dont let the bedbugs Bite

But could use a women to Bite :)

The Gunners

Vis fullstendig album

Sunny and a Windy

2009-09-09T15:40:00.001+02:00

Todays inside report lol ;)

Not mutch happening,not going out in this weather

did see 17 again yesterday,ok but not more..

State of Play

2009-09-08T08:40:00.001+02:00

seen some conspirecy and tj\his was not awsome but great enoug to spend a couple of hours in front of the HD,give it 4 of 6..

if any want subs (not 100& correct,but good enough)

just mail me ;)

AND THE DamnLEG !!!!!

2009-09-08T05:12:00.002+02:00

BONE-MARROW IS NOT STICKING

Bummer..

Apropo

2009-09-08T05:07:00.001+02:00

var på jubilee med knekte ben

men var så morro at var verdt det

Ullevoll

2009-04-28T05:09:00.000+02:00

dro bra skuffet derfra idag,
var så stor oprasj. at det
måtte planlegges først..

Men er vel kansje greit nok
at de tar litt tid med meg..

Forklaring på inngrepet kommer..
Fikk vite noe nytt da :
ibux får ei bein til å gro tvertimot...

Broken

2009-04-27T19:27:00.002+02:00

Natur for the week

2009-04-27T19:27:00.001+02:00

2009-04-27T19:09:00.001+02:00

What about that old one :)

2009-04-25T10:32:00.002+02:00

03 The Gotcha.mp3
right click to download the song.

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