NEVER BEEN FUCKED

A jogger is running, by the

lake, by the woods. He hears

moaning off in the distance.

He runs over and discovers a

woman propped up against a

tree...with no arms and no

legs. He says "Can I help

you?" She says "I'm 29, ha

ve no arms or legs, and I've

never been hugged..." He

feels sorry for her so he leans

over, gives her a hug, and

goes on his way.

Another jogger is not far

behind, running by the lake,

by the woods and hears this

sobbing off in the distance. He

goes over to check it out and

discovers this woman. He

says, "Can I help you?" She

sobs, "I'm 29 years old, have

no arms or no legs, and I've

never been kissed." He feels sorry for her, and says "Well

, I'll give you a kiss", and

does just that. A few minutes

later, another jogger comes

along, jogging by the lake, by

the woods. He hears this loud

wailing off in the distance.

He follows the sound and

comes across the

woman. "Can I help you?" he

asks. She replies: "I'M 29

YEARS, OLD, I HAVE NO

ARMS, I HAVE NO LEGS,

AND I'VE NEVER BEEN

FUCKED!"

So the jogger picks her up,

throws her in the lake, and

says :

 

"Now you're

FUCKED!"